You’ve heard of emoticons, right? Those little symbols that are made with text characters to make happy or sad faces? Well, here’s some ASSICONS:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
Via Ultralog: Twins who were separated at birth and adopted by separate parents married each other, not knowing they were siblings.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
The second surgeon said. […]
Not sure where this comes from, but I got this in an email the other day:
Anybody that knows the source, I’ll credit them…
In Richmond, Virginia today, a brain was found in a bag outside an apartment complex.
Odd.
Police didn’t know if it was a human brain or an animal brain. While investigating the possible source of the brain, only one likely candidate was identified:
Go ahead (no pun intented), caption this photo in the comments section!
In 1986, Chuck Krakowicz was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Chuck approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot […]
Psycho Path in Traverse City, Michigan:
People may have to adjust their driving habits.
There’s a little cylinder that sits in a locked vault in Severes, France. It was made in 1889 from a platinum and irridum alloy, and is 1.54 inches high and 1.54 inches in diameter.
It’s a kilogram.
Perhaps more precisely, it represents a kilogram. The little cylinder was made to represent a kilogram so as to standardize units […]
Ya gotta check out this flash animation - Animator vs. Animation.
Super creative.
The internets.
Documentaries.
C-SPAN.
NASA.
NASDAQ.
Saturday Night Live.
Hybrid cars.
The iphone.
Blogs.
Global warming.
You may have heard that a new book has been written about the Bush Presidency - Dead Certain: The Presidency of George W. Bush. The book is a chronological narrative of President Bush’s terms in office. Here’s a few real Bush quotes that you probably won’t find in the new book:
5. “Our enemies are innovative […]
Norway and England scrambled jets to escort Russian bombers that flew in international airspace towards Britain today.
Upon hearing the news, France immediately surrendered.