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B-52 Bombers Mistakenly Drops Nukes on South Dakota

South Dakota was completely destroyed by nuclear explosions when nuclear warheads were dropped there after five nuclear warheads were mistakenly loaded onto a B-52 bomber and carried on a flight from North Dakota to Louisianna.

Officials reported that at least 4 or 5 people were dead or missing.

The Subprime Mortgage Crisis Really Hits Home: It’ll Turn You Upside Down

Everyone has heard about the subprime mortgage crisis. Homeowners are up in ARMs that are resetting this year and next with higher interest rates; meanwhile, their homes are decreasing in value, and they’re mortgaged 100%. When you owe more than your house is worth, it’s called being “upside down.”
But that’s nothing compared to being truly […]

Gots Breasts?

Want them? How about for free?
Then just hop on over to myfreeimplants.com, and you can raise money for your free breast implants! You just have to show off a bit of yourself, and you can get some ‘benefactors’ that help you raise money for implants. Social networking for boobs!
The site owner, Jason Grunstra, doesn’t have […]

Names @ babies

Recently a Chinese couple filed to have their baby named ‘@’ (yes, the @ symbol) because to a Mandarin Chinese speaker, saying ‘at’ in English can sound like ai ta, which means ‘love him.’ It’s obvious they don’t though.
Still, other parents may want to jump on the bandwagon to have their child spotlighted when the inevitable follow-up story […]

Astronauts Install Beam For International Space Station

Not ones to keep everything for themselves, US Astronauts have some Beam for the International Space Station…

You found it here at Norge Forge.

Horses, Goats, and Pit Bulls, Oh My!

A man caught having sex with a goat is being brought up on animal cruelty charges. He claims he was just trying to milk the goat.  The goat could not be reached for comment.
He was the second man in that county in Washington State to be charged with bestiality after a man was fatally injured having sex […]

Bush Lacks Intelligence

Today President Bush said that with the right intelligence, US and Pakistan forces could take out Al-Quaida leaders. “With actionable intelligence, we will get the job done,” President Bush said.
He was further quoted as lamenting the fact that, “Unfortunately, no one in the government has any intelligence.”
The President made the comments at Camp David on Monday while […]

The Right Shtuff…

Everyone’s heard about the astronauts flying the shuttle drunk. The story that hasn’t been told is just how deep this problem runs at NASA. But norge forge has the scooop. We have exclusive (!) photos, never seen before, of just how far NASA goes to support their astronauts’ drinking problems.
For example, this photo (acquired under […]

Improving Education, ’round the World

It’s a wonderful when those with more can help those with less. It’s a beautiful, enlightening experience.
For instance, US aid organizations recently donated laptops to school children in Nigeria. The children promptly used them to surf for porn.
Ah, the wonders of bringing western civilization to all the world.

Baby Oil

If olive oil is made from olives, and corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

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