Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
The second surgeon said. […]
The internets.
Documentaries.
C-SPAN.
NASA.
NASDAQ.
Saturday Night Live.
Hybrid cars.
The iphone.
Blogs.
Global warming.
You may have heard that a new book has been written about the Bush Presidency - Dead Certain: The Presidency of George W. Bush. The book is a chronological narrative of President Bush’s terms in office. Here’s a few real Bush quotes that you probably won’t find in the new book:
5. “Our enemies are innovative […]