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Stupid Celebrity Files: Lohan Busted On Coke

Never one to disappoint, Lindsay Lohan was busted for drunk driving earlier this morning. Oh, and when they nabbed her, she was driving on a suspended license. Didn’t she just get out of rehab? The best part is they got her for COCAINE POSSESSION, too.
Lindsay’s gotta be my favorite crack ho.
Perez Hilton has got the […]

Improving Education, ’round the World

It’s a wonderful when those with more can help those with less. It’s a beautiful, enlightening experience.
For instance, US aid organizations recently donated laptops to school children in Nigeria. The children promptly used them to surf for porn.
Ah, the wonders of bringing western civilization to all the world.

Baby Oil

If olive oil is made from olives, and corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

Directory Network

Building *cough*buying*cough* links to your websites can be a time-consuming and exhausting effort. What’s a webmaster to do?
Enter: Directory Network.
With a network of 31 directories, you can submit once and get your websites listed on 31 directories. Nice. The directories are all currently PR3 (main directory PR4) and you can submit 5 deeplinks. Sponsored listings, […]

Mortgage Madness

Mortgages are complicated. They can be confusing, expensive, and the people trying to sell them to you aren’t always honest. Sometimes they just want to make a buck or twelve at your expense. Because of all this, it really pays to do your homework.
Mortgage Guides can help. Although not an expert, Mortgage Guide Guy has […]

Amazing Amazonian Acai

Deep in the Amazon rainforest, there lives a palm tree called the Euterpe oleracea. That’s spanish for ‘Acai Palm.’ On that palm grows a berry, the acai berry. That’s what I’m here to tell you about.
Supposedly, the acai berry is a superfood. You know, the kind that if you eat it, you gain superpowers. Superpowers […]

Keep An Eye On Your Kids


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