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You’ve heard  of emoticons, right? Those little symbols that are made with text characters to make happy or sad faces? Well, here’s some ASSICONS:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_?_) Dumb ass

Via Ultralog: Twins who were separated at birth and adopted by separate parents married each other, not knowing they were siblings.

That’s gonna leave a mark.