NORGEFORGE.ORG http://www.norgeforge.org Satire, Humor and Fun Web Reviews Fri, 23 May 2008 19:37:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en Emoticons? Nah, Here’s ASSICONS! http://www.norgeforge.org/emoticons-nah-heres-assicons-108.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/emoticons-nah-heres-assicons-108.htm#comments Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:03:40 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/emoticons-nah-heres-assicons-108.htm You’ve heard  of emoticons, right? Those little symbols that are made with text characters to make happy or sad faces? Well, here’s some ASSICONS:

(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

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That’s gonna leave a mark.

]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/dude-youre-my-sister-106.htm/feed Happy New Year! http://www.norgeforge.org/happy-new-year-105.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/happy-new-year-105.htm#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:02:01 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/happy-new-year-105.htm Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and the best of luck in 2008!

]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/happy-new-year-105.htm/feed You Tube Videos http://www.norgeforge.org/you-tube-videos-104.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/you-tube-videos-104.htm#comments Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:56:01 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/you-tube-videos-104.htm If you’re on the lookout for videos online then almost certainly you’ll be directed or redirected towards Youtube. This popular network has since become a household name and there are so many members who religiously upload videos that they wish to share with others. If you want to watch something that’ll make you laugh, it’s got to be the Funny youtube category that you’ll be targeting. This is where you’ll find great gigs that’ll make you fall off the chair.

Watch amazing movies made by amateurs and professionals. The videos and films are short so you can watch them anytime and best of all you can watch as many as time permits. With You Tube vids you never know what to expect. There are all kinds of videos out there and you may just find something that’s close to your heart. The best thing being, these videos are easy to find, and if you like something you can bookmark it and even forward it to your networking circle.

]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/you-tube-videos-104.htm/feed Today’s Political Joke http://www.norgeforge.org/todays-political-joke-103.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/todays-political-joke-103.htm#comments Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:57:02 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/todays-political-joke-103.htm Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, “I’m the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my  favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s blonde hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now she’s running for President.”

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Anybody that knows the source, I’ll credit them…

]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/hilbilly-102.htm/feed Alpine Limo In Miami http://www.norgeforge.org/alpine-limo-in-miami-98.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/alpine-limo-in-miami-98.htm#comments Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:50:25 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/alpine-limo-in-miami-98.htm Ready to take a Miami Limo ride?

Then check out Alpine limousine rental service in Miami. Look at this hummer they’ve got:

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And its wicked interior:

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That’s the kind of ride you could take around Miami if you go with them. Their hummers seat up to 22 people! Yowzah, that’s a lot of debauchery potential…with that kind of ride, I’m not even sure if you have to GO anywhere - you could just have the driver drive around town in circles. Just make sure you bring plenty of ’supplies.’

So if you’re looking for a Miami Limousine, you should know where to start…

]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/alpine-limo-in-miami-98.htm/feed Take a Kickin’ Limo Ride http://www.norgeforge.org/take-a-kickin-limo-ride-95.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/take-a-kickin-limo-ride-95.htm#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:59:56 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/take-a-kickin-limo-ride-95.htm Are you lookin’ for a night out on the town in the Big City? Why not take a New York Limo ride? Check out what you could take a ride in:

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That’s the Chrysler 300, just stretched a little bit ;) . Check out the interior:

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Star City Limo is a limousine rental service in NYC. They’ve got some sweet rides, like the one I just showed you, and you can take a limo for any special occasion either wild (like your bachelor party or casino trip) or sweet (like prom or your wedding). They’ve got the ‘regular’ limos and exotic ones, like the Chrysler 300, above. So if you’re looking New York Limousine ride, check ‘em out.

]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/take-a-kickin-limo-ride-95.htm/feed Somebody Lost Their Brains http://www.norgeforge.org/somebody-lost-their-brains-92.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/somebody-lost-their-brains-92.htm#comments Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:53:36 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/somebody-lost-their-brains-92.htm brainless.jpg

In Richmond, Virginia today, a brain was found in a bag outside an apartment complex.

Odd.

Police didn’t know if it was a human brain or an animal brain. While investigating the possible source of the brain, only one likely candidate was identified:

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]]> http://www.norgeforge.org/somebody-lost-their-brains-92.htm/feed What a Bunch of Crocs http://www.norgeforge.org/what-a-bunch-of-crocs-90.htm http://www.norgeforge.org/what-a-bunch-of-crocs-90.htm#comments Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:26:25 +0000 admin http://www.norgeforge.org/what-a-bunch-of-crocs-90.htm Literally.

Cayman Crocs. Nile Crocs. Beach Crocs. Mammoth Crocs.

I’m not talking about crocodiles, but Crocs shoes. You can get them over at Elotta.com, a really nice ecommerce site for shoes. Crocs shoes.

In addition to the Crocs I listed above, you can get Prima Crocs and even Capri Crocs (who knew?). Just about every Croc you can think of, except for the ones that live in the New York City sewers. They’ve got more than just Crocs - you can get other hot shoes and boots, like Uggs. Say it - Uggs.

Elotta doesn’t charge an arm and a leg for shipping - each order gets it free. Of course if you want it delivered sooner, you’ll hafta shell out a couple bucks extra, but that’s legit, in my opinion. And they have a return policy, just make sure you have a receipt (print one out when you order online - don’t throw it away or skip printing it like most people do).

All in all, a pretty nice site to get your Crocs. Now go get some for yourself!

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